Now she’s officially off the market, our boyhood dreams have been crushed; posters have been ripped from bedroom walls and ‘I love Chezza’ desk carvings destroyed. But that aside, Cheryl is our woman of the week because she’s Geordie, ballsy and gorgeous. One fifth of noughties pop sensation Girls Aloud, an awesome solo artist, feisty X Factor personality and the face of L’Oreal…phew, she certainly has her finger in a lot of pies. Spare us a slice Chezza?